Well I Never

Today I’m participating in Vicki Rocho’s WELL I NEVER blogfest to celebrate her 500^th post.  I can always count on Vicki to put a smile on my face because she writes some of the most hilarious stuff, so it was really easy to decide to join her blogfest.  It’s pretty simple, all I’m required to do is post the answer to the following prompt:

Well, I never...(you really need to get a good Southern drawl going when you say it)

The answer can be a list of things I've never done, or a tirade on something I just don't understand.  Here goes.

Well, I never…

…dunked a basketball.

…or hit a home run.

…thought less of a person because of the color of their skin.

…jumped out of an airplane.

…jumped onto a moving train.

…had faith.

…exceeded 101 mph in a car.

…liked peas.

…had a sense of smell.

…regretted becoming a husband.

…regretted becoming a father.

…stopped believing in Santa Claus.

…had a stomach for reality television.

…have been to the state of Montana.

…have been able to sing.

…stopped singing.

…believed being popular and being accomplished were co-dependent.

…called in sick, when I wasn’t.

…knowingly intended to hurt another person’s feelings.

…cared who Justin Bieber was, much less who he was dating.

…thought I’d be able to come up with this many I nevers.

…lived alone.

…inhaled. (okay, maybe once or twice)

…grew up.

…knew there was a crater on Mars named NEVER.

…thought I would write a book, much less two.

…say never.

For those of you rising up out of your NaNo hibernation, welcome to December!  Don’t forget to click on the link above to check out the rest of the I Never’s. 

PS.  Round 4 of WRiTE CLUB is waiting for your vote, and the Deja Vu Blogfest scheduled for December 16th is going to be EPIC!  If you haven't signed up yet, do so right now.

Have a great weekend everybody! :)